So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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