can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The Olympian is in my bed
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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