i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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