I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You pole danced in your parka.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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