she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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