so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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