Barsexuality is the new black.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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