He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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