afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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