We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Why can't burritos get me drunk
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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