If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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