So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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