I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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