In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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