So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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