Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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