Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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