Im at strip club and am horny
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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