Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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