How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
There r osticjed everywhere
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
