and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Do plants get herpes?
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