I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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