dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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