It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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