i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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