I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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