If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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