Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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