no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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