oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Randomize