Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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