Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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