look no pants
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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