All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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