No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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