Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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