I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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