You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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