on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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