Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize