The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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