Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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