Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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