I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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