I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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