Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Shame - the story of my life.
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