what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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