so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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