Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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