My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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