It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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