what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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