Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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